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August, 2007 选择 一对恋人在湾仔区街头争论前往铜锣湾的方向,男的说要东走,女的坚持说向西走。刚好遇到一个朋友,于是男的请他公断。
‘如果你要去铜锣湾,就向东走;如果你要女朋友,就向西走。’朋友说。 补充说明 身材有些发胖的妻子在商场看中一件衣服,穿上后,在镜子前欣赏。营业员夸奖说:‘这件衣服对你来说太适合了,穿上后简直就是魔鬼身材。’
妻子高兴极了,要丈夫买下来。
丈夫看看价格,无可奈何地说:‘亲爱的,你要买我就掏钱,不过,我想补充说明一下,魔鬼也是有很多种身材。。。。。。。。。。。’ August, 2007 test tube babymy cuz is an ABC. He can speak chinese, but not good at reading and writing. He will always show off his chinese in front me~
Here is a funny story about him.
One day, his parents ask him get marry with his gf as soon as possible. He said he didn't wanne get merry now. He probably will get merry near 30 yrs old. He thinks get merry is not like that important. He will only get merry when he wants 2 have a baby, if they can't have baby, he will think about a test tube baby(试管婴儿). He didn't know how 2 say test tube baby in chinese(试管婴儿), and he said:'钢管婴儿'(the stell tube baby). All of us were laughing at him except his girlfriend, beacuse his girlfriend is come from korea, she can't understand wat r we talking about. And then he try 2 translate 4 his gf, he said: ' the metal baby'.(金属婴儿)。
omg!~ how will the metal baby or stell tube baby looks like?! it's so funny!
Perhaps Love不知是何时 我已记不起 思绪开始 因你而混乱 偶尔的想念 不断递增 开始慌张的 这颗心 也许没什么 只是我多虑 我不断提醒 自己的模样多么勉强 是爱吗?如果你和我一样就说明已开始了 心总是想要爱你 想要全世界都听见你的大喊 为什么我现在才听见 为了让彼此相遇 此刻才找到爱 如果我想要说明我心意 只能让你成为我来感受我的心 已在你心里 就像我的心中已经有你 也许我们 已经被彼此驯服 是爱吗?如果你和我一样就说明已开始了 心总是想要你爱 想要全世界都听见似的大喊 为什么我现在才听见 为了让彼此相遇 此刻才找到爱 想想看 这么多的瞬间里面 曾有那么多的心动 迟到的时间 用我更加爱你作补偿 让我们一起 把只能回忆的记忆当作礼物 不要再从我身边离开 哪怕只一瞬间 请在我身边停留 我是多么的(是如此深深的) 爱着你(只爱你)已经 结局没有感觉到轻轻飘落的爱情
带着那天的阳光一样的微笑
悄悄地走来
仿佛感觉到那轻轻走过来的爱情
用那天的月亮一样的眼睛
就是你那样的微笑
I Say 我想知道
看到你就心跳加速的我
试着逃避和否认
I'm so in love with you
最终还是会选择你
You are mine 我无法拥有你
看到你我酒会心痛的我
就算全部忘记就
算生命丢弃
留下的My girl 结果却不是我 |
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